October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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i’m going to go look for my stalker
– julius (via squirrelfishies)
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Just spent 20 minutes arguing with a friend about...
squirrelfishies:
it isn’t.
it’s a tree.
her arguments include ‘why would someone make a fish out of birch wood if there isn’t such thing as a birch fish’
this is how i spend my time at uni.
You just wait until I get me a fish tank, Amy! THEN you’ll see the error of your ways!
July 2011
3 posts
*phone rings*
K: “Hey Steph, what are you up to?” Me: “Nothing much… Just finished work. Sitting in the Market Place alone eating a tub of hummus, you?” K: “…”
… I fail to see ANYTHING wrong with this scenario!
June 2011
4 posts
WISH I COULD BE PART OF YOUR BLARGH
emwatson1:
Smashing!
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
fiercebela:
PARENTING: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
May 2011
10 posts
Whilst everyone else is having fun/guess who's...
squirrelfishies:
I NEARLY HAD RED ROOSTER TONIGHT, THEN DAD DIDN’T WANT IT, SO WE ENDED UP HAVE HAM, CHEESE AND HOTDOG TOASTED SANDWICHES FOR DINNER.
I AM SO JEALOUS!!!
YES I SAID HOTDOG!
I’m growing slightly concerned at the amount of people I have talking to me… The last week or so it’s been like people are dying to flock in my presence, and I’m all “…where the hell did you come from?!”
Communication with other humans is something that happens to OTHER people. This is so weird! Fun, and nice and refreshing, but WEIRD!
May 12
And to think somewhere in a parallel universe, today is everything I want… Lap it up, alternative Steph. I’d give my world for another day in your shoes…
I can feel bits of my brain floating away like a wet cake.
– Bernard Black (via dothebunnyears)
April 2011
25 posts
Chyeah, I'm such a fortune teller...
16-year-old Steph would be bouncing off the walls. 19-year-old Steph - not so much.
But she was right, so whatevs…
Okay, so I don't usually (or very often at least)... →
NNNGGGHHH!!!
I don’t get you. It doesn’t bother me that you’ll be there, what bothers me is that you’re probably doing it to annoy me! And I don’t know why and I may just be paranoid, but I don’t understand WHY you’d be there? I’m going with friends who attend regularly and because I’m interested in the topic. The one and only time you went, we left...
I’m sweet, romantic and traditional. I’m a bit prissy and naive, and I wont...
– Charlotte York (via iheartsexandthecity)
The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect...
– Anna Quindlen
sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to
– Unknown
Breaking up...
Hard, difficult, sad, cliche.
Yeah, I’m feeling really down, upset and hurt and have been crying… But I think I’m doing better than expected. I don’t know if it’s because it hasn’t hit me yet, or because I knew it was going to happen, or because of hindsight…
But what I’m putting it down to is a slap in the face. When your friends and other...
Little rat-boy....
Where are yooooooooou?
Cat has gone missing. Family in panic mode.